A List Of Things You Need To Keep In Mind If You Are Married To A Man Who’s In Love With Mud Trucks
Being married to a mud truck junkie is not always easy, but fun is also quite endless – so if you love your mud truck junkie husband, read on to strengthen your relationship with him.
One: When it’s about to get dark and he tells you he’s still at the shop and that he’s going home late, he sort of means to tell you to not wait for him as he’s likely not to get back home before 7 or 8 at night.
Don’t be jealous of how close he is to his bros – bromances are unavoidable in the mud trucks scene, you know this.
Three: No, you’re not going to have a tropical vacation – when he says you’re going to be have a fun time together, he means you’re going to have a fun-filled day at the mud bog.
Four: If you want to give him a gift on his birthday or any special occasion, you don’t have to think too hard, it’s easy: tools and trucks parts will definitely make him smile.
Five: You will probably need a prescription for Xanax, especially cause the weekends and mud bog events are usually nerve wracking.
Six: Expect his phone to receive non-stop calls, texts and Facebook messages during mud trucks event week – it’s all just a piece of their man-child competitive drive.
Seven: You should be able to sleep despite hearing roaring sound of mud trucks’ engines because he will definitely be lying next to you in bed while watching mud truck videos on YouTube.
Eight: You will have frequent visitors: Fed-Ex, USPS, and UPS.
Nine: You must be okay with wasting money – because a lot, yes, A LOT will be wasted, but he will break it, fix it, and likely to repeat – it’s all part of the game.
Ten: When their mud truck is broken, and/or he’s unable to join an event, expect the worst: withdrawals, mood swings, cranky behavior. When it occurs, make sure to treat them with caution as they are likely to be extra sensitive during such moments.
Eleven: There will be times when you’d feel like you’re second to their joy and pride. Understand that it’s just a feeling and be less overly sensitive when you can.
Twelve: His clothes will almost always be real dirty and smothered with oil, grease, and mud stains. Better be ready with tough detergents and a mean washing machine.
Thirteen: You are not going to be alone on this – not only are you going to be with your husband, both of you will also be able to meet a lot of cool people on the road. For sure, you will have a lot of fun experiences as well as lasting memories at every even you attend with your mud truck junkie husband.
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